10 - DK for a Lambo

Episode 10 January 05, 2020 00:55:24
10 - DK for a Lambo
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10 - DK for a Lambo
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Ever wonder what the olympics would be like if an 8 year old got to choose the games? Ever wanted to drop kick a celebrity? Well Arnold made these wonders a reality in South Africa! Come join us this week on an adventure into the mind and world of a true 80's action hero in his ... well 70's! **Help Me! I Need a Lamborghini!**

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