Patriotism. The Outside View’s first podcasting in matching American flag banana hammocks live streamed on Instagram. Do you know the muffin man? In this episode Kason, The Interpreter of Condolences, and Mr. Smiley discuss what type of live or dead beings they prefer to catapult at their enemies. Also! Kason shares whales of tales about Kevin Wise from Slidell, Louisiana and Daniel Armendariz from Florida and their indoor pond swimming shenanigans. When you jump into a a giant tank full of bass in a Bass Pro Shop, would you do it fully clothed or naked? How many laps do you think you could do? No matter how you do it, watch out for No Joke Treasure McGraw! ...
### The passionate tale of Dr. Elmo Griggs. **You know those times when you are driving around drunk with human organs in your car? Well this is just one of those times.** Kason weaves the epic tale of one passionate Dr. Elmo while a trashed Mr. Condolences gets hung up on white privilage and ageism, and Mr. Smiley realizes his dream of becoming an African Doctor can come true. Did you know gladbags can replace slovenly mothers? oh yeah, fuck Chad. ...
### **Cats on Cocaine** - The Outside View Got nothing to do it's a saturday night Lookin for some pussy so I get online So many options overwhelming my brain. Fuck it, do a line, time for cats on cocaine. I'm hearing white lines by the furious five. Thinkin bout a dope track to back up this rhyme. As the sun comes up feelin so sublime. Nothin but cats and cocaine on my mind. Cats, unicorns, dolphins, and lazer eyes. Godzilla kitties purr over tokyo cries. Psychadelic kittens floating through space. Cats on cocaine is my happy place. Cats on Cocaine. Tryin to find a way to pick me up and calm me down. Tryin to get some coke and some pussy on the town. Never found a better high anywhere around. Give me coke and kitties and you know I'm gettin down. Hard line, soft fur, now I'm feelin pretty. Sprawled out on the couch while I'm strokin on my kitty. Peepin out the window cause I know they out to get me. Just give me your kitty cat cause I don't want your pity. Got my favorite girl and my nostrils in my lap. Too much fun, too much fur, you know I might relapse. So often I feel lost, just can't stay on track. Cats on cocaine man, the thing to bring me back. Only got one question. Try to tell the truth sir. Hard line, soft fur, that's my only answer! Cats on Cocaine. Oooo Ahhhh. ...
